They don’t make anniversaries like this in Hollywood

Monday May 21, 2007

“Which anniversary is it, then?” Graham asked yesterday.

“Dunno. Closer to thirty than it is to forty. I don’t have that many fingers.”

“Don’t worry about it. Wouldn’t have it any other way.”

“That’s a nice thought. Thanks.”

“Don’t be silly, now.”

“Why not?”

“Because if you’re silly I shall have to kill you. And then we’ll never make it to forty.”

“I’ll be more careful in future.”

“You better.”