Friday October 29, 2004
“It really wouldn’t hurt you to cooperate just for once, Dolly,” I said.
“All I ask is that you sit still for a moment or two in a good light so’s I can take your picture.”
“Well, if you really don’t want your picture taken we’ll have to call it a day.”
“How about if I snap you just where you are, just how you look now?”
So I did. “There you are, you bad-tempered, scruffy besom of a cat. Serves you right.”
I ask you. What’s the point in having a beautiful cat giant about the place if she won’t do a bit of modelling now and then?
Dolly the Mega Cat